***cue ‘Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ music***
Now, this is a story all about how
His life got flipped, turned upside down.
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I’ll tell you how my sweet ol’ son,
became a raging nightmare.
In High Point, North Carolina, born and raised
On his mama, is where he spent most of his days.
Layin out, chillin’, cuddling’ all day
And sipping his bottle on his mama, Bay.
When a couple teeth, were up to no good
And they started making trouble in his gum and hood.
He got one little molar and he made his mama swear,
And it turned her sweet little son,
into a nightmare.
But seriously….these molars are killing me!
Send wine. Lots of wine.
And… ummmm some margarita mix
Oh. And those mini m&ms
Maybe take me out for some LaHa too.